Get ready to rumble!

That's right, people, that sexy summer smoker is back again this August in Lake Oswego: Rumble on the River V!

And it's gonna be bigger, bolder and bawdier than ever before. In 2012 we raised $66,000, which was one of the single-largest cancer fundraising events in the Portland metro. We're gonna up the ante this year by including The American Cancer Society, The Children’s Cancer Association and The International Mesothelioma Program as beneficiaries of our philanthropic, unbridled HOT PARTY ACTION.

Storm Large is coming back as the headliner for 2014!

That's right, and many of you know the wet 'n' wild antics that went down after the barn-burner of a set she did at Rumble II a few years back. It ain't gettin' any milder this year, let me promise you. Opening for Storm Large will be Michelle DeCourcy and the Rocktarts, who have played a string of rockin' shows in Portland throughout the year, so they'll kick the event off with a bang. Here are the particulars:

Event Details

Rumble on the River V
Saturday, August 23rd
Featuring Storm Large with The Rocktarts
Doors open at 6pm
Casa DeCourcy/Fish
13050 Fielding Rd, Lake Oswego
Beer, wine, food, martini bar*
All so we can kick some ass on CANCER.

*Please drink responsibly. If you don't have a designated driver, Broadway Cab will be standing by offering FREE rides home.